It's on again, but this time it's gone hyper groovy.
Millions of people from all around the world
will be tuned into the 1998 Curtin Soiree. A direct broadcast will
go out over the Internet showcasing some of the finest talent in the known
world. Please ensure you get your spellbinding act in early
to avoid disappointment.
Sunday, 5th of April 1998. Starting at 3pm.
3 Cockburn St, Curtin. Location Map
Sonia or Josephine Casey. Phone 6281 0608.
A plate of gourmet food and an act worthy of the Eurovision Song Contest.
What can you expect?
Our roving internet hacker has seen some
sneak previews of this years acts, and is very impressed! For
The names and locations have been disguised
to protect the not so innocent.
Mr X was seen balancing 100 ping pong balls
on his nose while reciting a soliloquy from Shakespeare's King Lear.
Ms Z and Mr Y were spotted practicing their
unique form of ballroom dancing, where they perform a romantic waltz bouncing
around on their space hoppers.
The Curtin H..... Comedy Troupe just fresh back
from their extensive tour of the South Eastern Canberra Region were spied
fine tuning their new act in a warehouse behind D...... Apparently
they were so funny that our correspondent almost gave away his position
by laughing so much. He promised that he's never seen a funnier
act involving a stuffed three legged llama, a whole watermelon and a trumpet
in his entire life.
A very special sneak preview of the Canberra
All Stars Dance troupe were spied practising their original version of
The Chocolate Monty, where all the hulking, hunky lads strip down
to their bare essentials wearing nothing but a Chocolate Monty covering their
pride and innocence.